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Ice Fishing => General Discussion => Topic started by: Downthehole on December 18, 2015, 10:09:00 AM

Title: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: Downthehole on December 18, 2015, 10:09:00 AM
Hi it's Andy from ICEWOW, you'll be saying wow every time!
Tired of waiting for ice?
Broke from buying gear?
Not won the pot at the dock tourney?
Well, have we got something for you!!
This is for the upstairs restroom,
The master bathroom,
The powder room,
The outside restroom,
ICEWOW is the fastest way to catch fish from your own restroom, it just does the work.
Why would you want to get your gear on and go looking for ice when you can bring the fish to you?
It comes with plenty to catch and is made in China – you know that China always makes good stuff.
You can move it anywhere, use one downstairs and put one upstairs.
Catch a Crappie while you take a crappie!
Just set-up the fishing mat
Put the fish on it
Sit down
Fish away…..right are you following me camera guy?
It even comes with a high-tech “Do Not Disturb" Sign.
See what I’m telling ya? ICEWOW you'll be saying wow every time!
Here’s some words from our fans:

I can't live without it, I just love it!
Oh my gosh I don't even think about ice fishing anymore
If you're practicing for ice fishing, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.
All I can say is ICE! WOW!

You're gonna spend twenty dollars every week looking for ice, you’re throwin away your money!
The ICEWOWS are for catching everything, for everyday use.
This last ten years, ice lasts 8 weeks, I don't know it sells itself.
The ICEWOW sells for $19.95
But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second ICEWOW absolutely free. So that's 2 ICEWOWS for $19.95. It comes with a ten year warranty, here's how to order.:

Call 1-800-423-9699 (1-800-ICE-WOWW)
ICEWOW is available in stores and is made in China beware of ICEWOW imitators, call 1-800-423-9699 that’s 1-800-423-9699  call now
Title: Re: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: Downthehole on December 18, 2015, 10:17:45 AM
Hope you like the funny side of this.....
Title: Re: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: snowcone on December 18, 2015, 11:43:35 AM
heheheheeh   that looks like the pan fish model, I may want the sport fish edition    right ?   
Title: Re: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: Downthehole on December 18, 2015, 12:17:35 PM
heheheheeh   that looks like the pan fish model, I may want the sport fish edition    right ?   

May be available next year...
Title: Re: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: slabslayer on December 18, 2015, 01:02:33 PM
That's hilarious!  Almost choked on my lunch from laughing!
Title: Re: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: holehopper on December 18, 2015, 04:49:42 PM
funny stuff  :D
Title: Re: Ultimate Gear for waiting for ice!
Post by: 1BigIcehole on December 18, 2015, 06:18:38 PM
That is great!
My wife thought I spent a lot of time on the crapper now.
I won't be able to stand, once my legs go numb.